Wedding: Mike Gogulski and Eva Judiny

Boris And Natasha

Saturday, 8 June 2013 – 14:30 to 17:30

ProgressBar Hackerspace, Dunajská 7495/14, Bratislava, Slovensko

TL;DR: 8 June 2013, hackerspace, Michalská 3, Bratislava. Doors at 2:30pm, show starts at 4pm. All are welcome. Extremely casual. Wine provided before and during the ceremony. Dinner and after-party at nearby restaurant/pub.

Dramatis personae:

  • Mike Gogulski (@mikegogulski) as Boris
  • Eva Judiny (@do_not_want_twitter!) as Natasha
  • Mike Gogulski (@mikegogulski) as Boris
  • Vinay Gupta (@leashless) as our Wizardly Celebrant
  • Michael Parenti (@exiledsurfer) as the Best Man We Could Find on Short Notice
  • Saša Jedinečná (@banned_from_twitter) as the "Maid" of Honor (Lady Gaga canceled. Sorry)
  • Secret Squirrel (@you_have_no_need_to_know) as Himself
  • Barack Obama (@barackobama) as Fearless Leader (disinvited)
  • ... and YOU, as the Cast of Thousands!

Časový harmonogram:

  • 14.30 - Doors open. Mingle. Sign each other's PGP keys. Get drunk. Give us monies. Beg Wao to make something nice for you on the 3D printer.
  • 16.00 - Wedding ceremony.
  • 17.00 - Depart by foot/helicopter/teleporter for U Zlatého Bažanta, Dunajská 4. Eat. Drink. Make merry.... or else!
  • 03.00 - Stagger home, wondering where your wallet or handbag got off to.

Všeobecné podmienky:

  • Super-casual. Those found wearing high-heeled shoes on their feet, or neckties on any part of the body other than the tops of their heads may be ejected without warning! Corsets, togas, turbans, Darth Vader helmets, Nerf accessories and so on are of course welcome. Come as you are, but please limit the tuxedos to your Linux devices!
  • This is a DIYY (Do it Yourself, You!) event (read: we're poor and rather lazy). Want some wedding décor, flowers, buntings, monkeys, balloons, whatever? Bring it and deploy it! Everyone's a photographer and videographer who wants to be. A couple cases of decent wine will be provided at the wedding, enough for a glass or two for everyone. BYOB or (preferably) buy drinks from the ProgressBar fridges. Everyone who attends gets a token they can trade in at the restaurant for one standard cocktail or two large beers. Arrive with a full belly, grab a kebab while walking to the pub, or plan on a moderately-priced central Bratislava dinner there. Extend and elaborate as you wish.
  • No gifts expected, no tangible gifts really wanted (although a few high-end notebooks would be nice). Please, absolutely no bread makers, stair climbers, salad shooters, toilet ducks, spaghetti benders, auto parts or popcorn poppers. If you'd like to give something, consider dropping something small into the pot, like gold, silver, precious gems, Bitcoins, coins and banknotes (valid or obsolete), bearer bonds, stock certificates, winning lottery tickets, and so forth; OR make a donation to the Bradley Manning Support Network,
  • No gift registry either (as someone asked). Gifts from afar welcome via:
        Bitcoin: 1BfJVWjKkqVAtxuW3GS9eEczozL38riTRS
        Bank transfer (EU/SEPA, Slovak bank, or international bank wire):
            Account title: Eva Judiny
            Bank: Tatra banka, a.s., Hodzovo nam. 3, Bratislava, Slovakia
            IBAN: SK4211000000002616563011
            Account number: 2616563011
            Slovak bank code: 1100
            SWIFT code: TATRSKBX
            Konštantný symbol (Slovak interbank gifts only): 0558 (finančné platby ostatné/other payments)
            Memo/comment/poznamka k platbe (please include): Wedding Gift

Thank you, and we hope to see you there!